More Chuck Norris ...Facts!!!

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...

Chuck Norris can run cars over.

 

When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball....the balls dodge him.

Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

 At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.

Chuck Norris multiplied by zero still equals Chuck Norris.
 

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.. not because he's afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of Chuck Norris.

Ninjas can punch through solid steel, but Chuck Norris can punch through solid diamond.

 

Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

 

When Chuck Norris walks he dosn't move the earth rotates